me after every episode of hannibal
us after every episode of hannibal
how far will 1d go to avoid putting girls in their music videos, an ongoing voyage of discovery
live while we’re young - any girls present are somewhere in the background. the only love interests are giant microphones, inflatable bananas, and each other.
little things - boys only. all encouraging and respectful declarations of love sung tenderly to each other.
kiss you - boys only. rate of onscreen snogging increases by 100%.
one way or another - any girls present are small children.
best song ever - any girls present are zayn.
story of my life - any girls present are family members.
midnight memories - any girls present are senior citizens.
you and i - no girls just SELFCEST AND BODYSWAP. WE KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE WE JUST DIDN’T KNOW WE’D GET BOTH. LIKE WHEN YOU’RE PROMPTING A FIC AND YOU’RE LIKE “I WANT ACCIDENTAL BOYFRIENDS, BONUS POINTS FOR BREATHPLAY!!!” BEN WINSTON, I WANT NIALL TO MAKE LOVE TO HIMSELF, BONUS POINTS FOR ZARRY BODYSWAP!! nothing has ever been more romantic, not even the gods above can separate the two of us BECAUSE YOU’RE EITHER THE SAME DUDE OR YOU JUST TURNED INTO YOUR CODEPENDENT BANDMATE.
look we know how bodyswap works. buttsex and zayn’s high note is the only way back.